
I enjoy triathlons. I mean, what's not to like? You swim until you puke getting kicked by everyone, stumble lightheaded out of the water, ride until your hands go numb, jump off and slam your shoes on, and run (while cramping) as every Gold's Gym muscle head passes you. That's been my experience at least.
As an average high school swimmer, the first leg has always been the part I felt the most comfortable with. Almost without training, I could at least finish the swim on an olympic distance triathlon. This is where the problem lies!
Let me see if I can set the stage. Only two days after returning from a nearly two week trip to Oregon for, among other things, my 20 year high school reunion the Boise Y-Not-Tri super sprint triathlon was being held at Park Center. Two friends, Nate Olsen and Corey Jacobson, were competing. Because I had not trained (or registered) for the event, I rode my bike from Boise State the short distance to play the part of fan. The festive atmosphere proved to be too much for me to handle.
I approached the packet pick up and started working my magic and, with only 50 minutes before the start of the Men's Intermediate/Advanced heat, scored a race number and timing chip. I called Ali, who was at least 30 minutes away and begged her to bring me running shoes, race belt, and my try suit. While I was prepared to swim in my cycling bibs and run barefoot, the right equipment would make it more fun.
Ali arrived 7 minutes before the start and I was able to perform a quick change in the car while giving her instructions on how to set my gear for transition 2. With my bike already placed, I sprinted across the road and straight into the water as they were giving the 1 minute warning.
The gun sounded and the 100 yard sprint started. Even thought I knew there was no way I was going to stay in front, sprinting the first 100 yards of the swim can make the difference of 2-3 minutes even in a short swim. Tangling with other swimmers can wear you out and slow you down. Having done zero swim training this summer due to cycling, it was harder than I remember even though is was only supposed to be the 400m distance. Park Center is a green duck-poop pond. Many are deterred from participating by the color and relative consistency of the water. Did I mention it smelled funny?
The final 100 yards was a mix of crawl stroke and breast. Gassed from lack of swim training, I didn't want to stumble as I came out of the water. The carpet they lay across the 5 foot hill you run up out of the water was the site of many embarrassing wipeouts for racers caught unawares. After walking the first couple of steps out of the water, I sprinted up the carpet and avoided the crash.
I transitioned fast and hit the bike in less than a minute. After taking the first corner, my brother-in-law Shem, a Boise motorcycle officer, appeared next to me and rode the first mile along side. He was as surprised to see me as I was to see him.
Just thrilled to be in the race and done with the most difficult part, I sat up and enjoyed the ride, never pushing very hard. In fact, I didn't even feel like I was racing. Since I hadn't planned on participating, my bike had no aero bars. It was quite relaxing. At one point before the turn, a guy on a mountain bike passed me. That was not okay on any level, so I put the hammer down and just put enough distance between us to assure there would be no repeat.
T2 was quick, about 45 seconds. Ali had placed my shoes and race belt in the perfect spot. She may get the job more often. With shoes on, I hit the run. As I was coming out of T2, I passed a newer racer who was still wearing his helmet.
"Safety first?", I asked. He was laughed and ditched his lid in a bush near the start.
The run was relaxed, it was only two miles after all. I passed some people and was passed by others. In my mind, I was not racing. It was simply a fun event I was able to enjoy on a fun, rainy day.
I made the turn at the halfway point, grabbed some water and continued with a smile on my face. It was then that Corey Jacobson came into view. He was only about 200 yards behind me. The smile was gone. My friend was in striking distance and a much better runner. After doing some quick math I picked up the pace. If I could pull the final mile in 7.5 minutes, I might be able to hold on. I just didn't want to get passed by Corey. He was competing in his first Y-Not and I in my second. By seniority, I needed to finish ahead.
Pounding it out I covered the final mile in not much less than 8, a pace that pretty well removed the smile from my face. I rounded the finishing corner and saw he was still 100 yards back. I smiled, waved at my wife, Jared and Allison, the Jacobsons, and some other friends and crossed the finish line.
In the final analysis, I didn't train, didn't plan, and didn't try as hard as I did in the previous year but finished in the same overall place. I was 13th overall and 2nd in age group (Intermediate) compared to 13th overall 2nd in age group (Beginning) in the previous year.
If I do it next year, I will train for the swim and see if I can climb into the top 10.